My name is Morgan, and I'm afraid I'm going to die alone in an ugly blue recliner that's covered in cat hair and cookie crumbs. Passer-bys beware: I am armed with sarcasm and silliness. I like laid back people, because I am a nervous person by nature. I like people that share my musical interests, and will laugh everytime I say, "Listen - do you smell something?". I love animals, sushi, and makeup.

If this shit sounds interesting to you, add me up hardcore-style. I'll probably add you back. If it sounds like Lameassville (population: me), steer clear.